Q: My Olvidrive X-474 disc is broken. What do I do?
A: Stick it back together again.
Q: Last year I bought a Unit 83Oe. It destroyed my car. Can you pay insurance?
A: We cannot pay insurance, but we can lend you a large sum of credits to pay back later.
Q: My dog is being hypnotised by your J6bot. What shall I do?
A: Type the password '6thistle∆55' into the access panel. You might have to do this while it's inactive, or it'll kill you.
Q: Did you let the cat out before we left?
A: No.
Reply: Oops, sorry, wrong person.
Q: Is it possible to apply a J-sector ∆X90445 quadrant to an OL83π, creating a 155∆N5E0R2O section with a 9nD9 plug-in?
A: Yes, but don't let the cat eat it.