FAQs

Q: My 'Unit 37øt' isn't responding to communication. What do I do?
A: Thump it and tell it to go to bed early.

Q: I recently purchased a nanobot 'Unit 42µg', but it keeps exploding. What do I do?
A: Type in access code 12π∂4∫6∆Fƒ84 and insert a 495©∆BjS disc into the disk drive.

Q: There are no 'Unit 62Ωe's left in stock in your warehouse headquaters in Onlond. Are there any other warehouses in Denlang?
A: Sorry but no. We will try to get more in stock later in the year. Sorry for this slight inconvenience!

Q: Do you have the 'Unit 54∆o's jet pack separate from the robot? I bought one for my son's birthday but the jet pack was missing.
A: Sorry for the inconvenience! We will try to get one posted to you in the next few weeks with no postal charge! (That is, if the postmen don't go on strike again.)